Merry Christmas!

A family that my family was close with growing up has a Christmas party every year. They invite a bunch of their friends and there are little foods for everyone. The highlight of the evening is a visit from Santa! Growing up I was pretty convinced that this Santa was the real deal. He had a real beard, a real suit, real boots, and was real merry. He was also the same Santa that came and visited our elementary school. For all I know, he could have been the real Santa. I am however convinced that he was replaced by the Santa who visited our church Christmas party this year though. The new "real" Santa has all the qualities of the afore mentioned Santa except his beard is whiter and perfectly curly. My wife also pointed out that he is perfectly professionally fat! HO! HO! HO!